Stupid reincarnating preface, said Hilary.

Wait, said Hilary, noting that, like the preface, graduate committee was also scheduled to meet again along the wheel of life.

See you in December, she said, putting the preface behind her TV for easier viewing.

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Hilary was surprised to note that the had started losing interest in people even before they could actualize their potential to annoy her.

Jesus has fixed my washing machine. Literally.

Favorite line from email: I'm confident that your glorious article will someday be moviefilm.

Washing machine unplugged and moved away from wall.

....?

That's not who I said, I said. I said Kim, Kim, Kim.

And the plate of fries wavered. Quiet!, I added, glaring at Sharon.